Where's Dave?

The mystery continues...

On roomates.

"Derek, if you got fat that would make me so happy!"

Text of the Day (Oct. 3)

"They ran out of food at 12:40 for dollar bbq. i didnt get any. they sent me away like a leper. i am so sad. i have missed one of the best things about community college for the 2012 year."

-"Famous" Dave Scheurer

QOTD (Oct. 1)

"Just let me learn about the taint and the skull. Let's be mature here."

-Dave Scheurer on the anatomy of the human body and professionalism

Happy Birthday, Dave.

Dave in Ohio

I texted Dave while he's in Ohio for the sole purpose of some content for this blog that has been neglected for so long.  Not living in the same house as Dave really cuts down on the Awesome quotes.

Me: Have you eaten more Rally's or White Castle?

Awesome Dave: Oh hell yes I have. A lot of Church's Chicken spicy strips with biscuits. I'm talkin breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Text of the Day (Aug. 26)

"Dont steal my chalupa there will be hell to pay" - Dave "kill or die for ya" Scheurer

QOTD - On the Road Edition (Aug. 29)

"I was just calling to let you know, 'cos I thought it was awesome of myself, but I somehow left a message on Alex's voicemail as Mrs. Doubtfire. It was amazing and I'll probably drunk-call you in the next week or two."

-a much-missed Dave Scheurer (via voicemail)

Double quotes.

"Diesel is like the opposite of Derek."

"I want Freebird at my funeral - DUH!"

- Dave "I know the awesomest river spot ever" Scheurer.

POTD (Aug. 8)

QOTD (Aug. 3)

"What's the roman numeral for three again?"

-Dave "Amedeo Avogadro" Scheurer

hangovers

"does 7th go all the way to burger king?"

VOTD

I can't tell you how bummed I am to have missed this.

freedom quote

I iced myself.
Dave "bros icing bros" Scheurer

Double Down QOTD (July 3)

Chin-Yen Loung, a few cocktails in...

"I could've walked in there with a Shania Twain t-shirt on and he still would've known that I'm a badass." - Dave Scheurer on a drum store employee, after acquiring a new beater

"Sometimes I'm depressed... when I'm out of KFC." - Dave Scheurer, on life and the pursuit of happiness

Awesome Dave videos.

I blew it today and didn't write down an amazing quote from Dave regarding the short length of Craig's messages these days. So I bring you 3 videos about Dave done by Jock. Pretty much nailed it.

Memorial Quote

To Derek regarding his love life: "You do get chicks. You just fuck it up."
- Dave

Double up QOTD

"Is there a Long John Silvers here?"

"Franks broke my cherry."

Quote (May 16)

Referring to my chest (again):

"Whatever Rock. You're lucky you have those things or I wouldn't be your friend...

...Whoomp! There it is!"

-Dave "Tuesday's Gone" Scheurer

QOTD May 13

"I could bench like 700 pounds."

Quote (May 11)

"King of R.V.'s? I envy that man! If I were buying an R.V. I'd be goddamned if I didn't buy it from Tom Raper!"

-Dave Scheurer