Double quotes.

"Diesel is like the opposite of Derek."

"I want Freebird at my funeral - DUH!"

- Dave "I know the awesomest river spot ever" Scheurer.

POTD (Aug. 8)

QOTD (Aug. 3)

"What's the roman numeral for three again?"

-Dave "Amedeo Avogadro" Scheurer

hangovers

"does 7th go all the way to burger king?"

VOTD

I can't tell you how bummed I am to have missed this.

freedom quote

I iced myself.
Dave "bros icing bros" Scheurer

Double Down QOTD (July 3)

Chin-Yen Loung, a few cocktails in...

"I could've walked in there with a Shania Twain t-shirt on and he still would've known that I'm a badass." - Dave Scheurer on a drum store employee, after acquiring a new beater

"Sometimes I'm depressed... when I'm out of KFC." - Dave Scheurer, on life and the pursuit of happiness