Nickname (Feb. 23)

Dave "Extra Credit" Scheurer

Quote (Feb. 22)

"How embarrassing would it be to show up to the pre-game sober?"

-Dave "The Fight for Equality" Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Feb. 14-20)

"You don't even know what shoes I wear anymore!"
-Dave "My hurt hearts" Scheurer

Brittany's Birthday Special

Night Stalker garnish (No one could tell if that thing was creepy or just racist)

I let Dave hold the camera for one second...

"Mike Rowe is a pussy."

-Dave "Mathbuster" Scheurer

Dave partaking with one of our esteemed editors

I saw this dude consume Pabst, Wild Irish Rose, Tequila, and I'm pretty sure a Kamikaze. It starts showin' in that last picture, I guess. One of our contributors is flying in from Ohio this week. Things should get pretty illegal on this blog over the next few days...

Text Message of the Week (Feb 14 - Feb 20)

"If NW doesnt get a rallys soon ima kill somebody"

-Dave "Hey, ya gotta eat!" Scheurer

(He later asked if I'd bring him one from Ohio after 7 hours of flying to Portland).

Insider Tip Received via Text Message of the Week (Feb 1 - Feb 7)

Didn't want to post this until I was certain I was not sharing any information before the public had access:

"Insider info: all subs will be 5 dollars starting feb. 4th"
-Dave "Bernie Madoff" Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Jan. 1-Feb. 6)

"Let's find the Señor Frog's."
-Dave Scheurer