Text Message of the Week (Feb 14 - Feb 20)

"If NW doesnt get a rallys soon ima kill somebody"

-Dave "Hey, ya gotta eat!" Scheurer

(He later asked if I'd bring him one from Ohio after 7 hours of flying to Portland).

Insider Tip Received via Text Message of the Week (Feb 1 - Feb 7)

Didn't want to post this until I was certain I was not sharing any information before the public had access:

"Insider info: all subs will be 5 dollars starting feb. 4th"
-Dave "Bernie Madoff" Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Jan. 1-Feb. 6)

"Let's find the Señor Frog's."
-Dave Scheurer

A typical summer day.

And since you guys can't see it, I'll just tell you...the front of this shirt says "BOOYAH".

Quote/Nickname of the Week (Jan. 24-31)

"Yeah, you better find me a girlfriend. Otherwise, I'll be grabbin' at those things all the time".

-Dave "Ladies Man" Scheurer

Breakfast with Dave

After taking his, Clayton's, and my leftovers:

"Ya gotta get that gravy!"

-Dave "Country Fried Steak" Scheurer

"I threw out the español directions, mainly because I'm racist."
-"Classy" Dave Scheurer