Quote (Mar. 10)

"Es bueno. See? I could be Mexican."

-Dave "It's a Small World" Scheurer

Facebook Message (Mar. 5)

"Hahaha... I'm crackin up and theres goddamn whoppers wrappers all over my floor! God we partied last night!"

-Dave Scheurer

Text (Mar. 1)

"omg im so drunk already lets go to applebees"

-Dave Scheurer (having left the house sober only a half an hour before this)

Nickname (Feb. 23)

Dave "Extra Credit" Scheurer

Quote (Feb. 22)

"How embarrassing would it be to show up to the pre-game sober?"

-Dave "The Fight for Equality" Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Feb. 14-20)

"You don't even know what shoes I wear anymore!"
-Dave "My hurt hearts" Scheurer

Brittany's Birthday Special

Night Stalker garnish (No one could tell if that thing was creepy or just racist)

I let Dave hold the camera for one second...

"Mike Rowe is a pussy."

-Dave "Mathbuster" Scheurer

Dave partaking with one of our esteemed editors

I saw this dude consume Pabst, Wild Irish Rose, Tequila, and I'm pretty sure a Kamikaze. It starts showin' in that last picture, I guess. One of our contributors is flying in from Ohio this week. Things should get pretty illegal on this blog over the next few days...