Text of the Day (Aug. 26)

"Dont steal my chalupa there will be hell to pay" - Dave "kill or die for ya" Scheurer

QOTD - On the Road Edition (Aug. 29)

"I was just calling to let you know, 'cos I thought it was awesome of myself, but I somehow left a message on Alex's voicemail as Mrs. Doubtfire. It was amazing and I'll probably drunk-call you in the next week or two."

-a much-missed Dave Scheurer (via voicemail)

Double quotes.

"Diesel is like the opposite of Derek."

"I want Freebird at my funeral - DUH!"

- Dave "I know the awesomest river spot ever" Scheurer.

POTD (Aug. 8)

QOTD (Aug. 3)

"What's the roman numeral for three again?"

-Dave "Amedeo Avogadro" Scheurer

hangovers

"does 7th go all the way to burger king?"

VOTD

I can't tell you how bummed I am to have missed this.