"I threw out the español directions, mainly because I'm racist."
-"Classy" Dave Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Nov. 22-28)

"I get real excited when Taco Bell puts somethin' new on the menu."
-Dave Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Nov. 15-21)

"I would watch Harry and the Hendersons... You ever get a wild hair up your ass and watch some shit like that?"
-Dave Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Oct. 25-31)

"You're not gonna see nothin' I don't mind showin'."
-Dave Scheurer

Opinion of the Week (Oct. 18-24)

"Fuck yeah, White Zombie's awesome."
-Dave Scheurer

Nickname of the Week (Oct. 4-10)

Dave "My rent's late and so is my girlfriend" Scheurer

Special: Oct. 1st Birthday Blowout!

On Oct. 1st of the year 2009, everyone's favorite humanitarian, Dave Scheurer, celebrated his 26th birthday. After spending his usual 8 hours volunteering at a local children's hospital, he invited friends out for a rather lively night of bowling. Here are just a few highlights:

First, a showering of gifts

A few of the ol' rejuvenatin'

Perfect form

Re-fueling

Quiet strength

S is for Victory

Evidence

"I don't care- what anyone says... I don't... think this busline is racist."

The Bus Rude Home

** Best Friends Forever :) **

Sweet respite

**It should be noted that he later confused a Broadway taxi for a squad car. Despite the protests of his close friends, he proceeded to yell "Fuck you pig!" repeatedly out of the front door.

Stay tuned for a 1000+ word essay on why Dave Scheurer is important to us all.

Nickname of the Week (Sept. 27-Oct. 3)

Dave "Mr. Sensitive" Scheurer

Opinion of the Week (Sept. 27-Oct. 3)

"The new buffalo chicken sandwich is pretty tasty."
-Dave Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Aug. 30- Sept. 5)

"Hell, the mud flap alone is worth 20."
-Dave Scheurer

Nickname of the Week (Aug. 16-22)

Dave "Pre-med" Scheurer

Quote of the Week (Aug. 9-15)

"Hell yeah"
-Dave Scheurer